B. H. Bigelow
1 3rd Ave.
Old Gulch, NH 20307
(202) 811-2811
Availability
- Available just as soon as I punch my current boss in the face and get fired. Seeking a position
as Junior Bug Terminator with any company that will actually look at this resume.
Skills
- Fluent in C++ and Objective C
(including seven years experience in both).
- Currently learning bash and C.
- Skilled with CGI scripting and PhotoShop.
Job Experience
- Sub-Adjunct Button Pusher, Eparque Journal (Whiteboro, NH). Ten years experience.
- Assistant Webmaster, Glen Gibble Polluters (Black Pass, HI). Six years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.trommald.com". Successful
online community
with 22120 daily visitors.
Education
- Bachelor degree in Computer Science at Central Montana Community College, May 1980.
Graduated in the top 4% of class, with a 3.74 GPA.
- High school diploma, Schrier High School. Finished
in the top 29% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.10.
Awards
- Voted "Most Likely to Be Audited by the IRS" by high school graduating
class.
- Seventh place, "Hog Calling Contest", Wisconsin State Fair.
References
- Shelia Blase, Acquaintance
Postal address: P.O. Box 47977, San Pass, AZ, 04751
Phone: (388) 130-SOOZ
Email: gabriel@lavoy.com
- Sam Gower, Classmate from college
Postal address: 803 N. El Camino Real, La Flogar, OK, 36095
Phone: (586) 106-0311
Email: andre.reicter@venus.poa.se
- Leroy C. Tharp, Eleventh cousin
Postal address: 325 C. H. Wheat Plaza, Upperburg, MO, 88218
Phone: (936) 057-OJTG
Email: support@goodwin.bialeschki.de