B. H. Bigelow

1 3rd Ave.
Old Gulch, NH 20307

(202) 811-2811

Availability

Available just as soon as I punch my current boss in the face and get fired. Seeking a position as Junior Bug Terminator with any company that will actually look at this resume.

Fluent in C++ and Objective C (including seven years experience in both).
Currently learning bash and C.
Skilled with CGI scripting and PhotoShop.

Sub-Adjunct Button Pusher, Eparque Journal (Whiteboro, NH). Ten years experience.
Assistant Webmaster, Glen Gibble Polluters (Black Pass, HI). Six years experience.
Webmaster, "www.trommald.com". Successful online community with 22120 daily visitors.

Bachelor degree in Computer Science at Central Montana Community College, May 1980. Graduated in the top 4% of class, with a 3.74 GPA.
High school diploma, Schrier High School. Finished in the top 29% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.10.

Voted "Most Likely to Be Audited by the IRS" by high school graduating class.
Seventh place, "Hog Calling Contest", Wisconsin State Fair.

Shelia Blase, Acquaintance
Postal address: P.O. Box 47977, San Pass, AZ, 04751
Phone: (388) 130-SOOZ
Email: gabriel@lavoy.com
Sam Gower, Classmate from college
Postal address: 803 N. El Camino Real, La Flogar, OK, 36095
Phone: (586) 106-0311
Email: andre.reicter@venus.poa.se
Leroy C. Tharp, Eleventh cousin
Postal address: 325 C. H. Wheat Plaza, Upperburg, MO, 88218
Phone: (936) 057-OJTG
Email: support@goodwin.bialeschki.de