Today's Rant: We Need A US Constitution Version 2.0, See Page 6A

The Daily Bugle

Volume 42 Issue 246 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 Price $1.25

Local Man Invents Better Mousetrap, Patent Lawyers Beat A Path To His Door
By May Skinner
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Surgeon General Sued For Malpractice
A Special Report
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Rangers 3, Giants 1
A Special Report
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Representative Fattecat Takes Taxpayer-Funded Hawaii Vacation
Associated Press
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Also in this issue:
  • Page 4A: Monaco Invades Andorra, 86 Killed
  • Page 5A: Iceland Declares War On US
  • Page 14A: Letter To The Editor: 'Your Tax Dollars At Work' Road Signs Are A Waste Of Your Tax Dollars
  • Page 2B: Buccaneers 34, Patriots 8
  • Webmaster Falsely Accused Of Jaywalking
    "Holy cow!" say bystanders
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    Iceland Declares War On US
    Special to the The Daily Bugle
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    Birmingham City Hall Closed For Pest Control
    Special to the The Daily Bugle
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    Today's Rant: We Need A US Constitution Version 2.0
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    National News... 4A
    Editorials... 10B
    Sports... 1B
    Obituaries... 7C
    Arts & Culture... 1B
    Finance... 1B
    Classifieds... 5B
    Help Wanted... 4C
    Comics... 6A
    Today's Weather
    Sunny
    High 80, Low 61
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