Letter To The Editor: If Proposition O Passes, I'm Moving Away From This State, See Page 6C

The Southwest Nevadan

Volume 2 Issue 145 Tuesday, January 06, 2009 Price $1.25

Fireman Held Hostage By The Radical "Union Of Activist Bambi People For Random Drug Testing For Elected Officials"
By Estelle Carney
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Senator C. R. Pette-Bagger Takes Taxpayer-Funded Hawaii Vacation
By Mattie Waggoner
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Representative Marting Takes Taxpayer-Funded Hawaii Vacation
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Richmond School Board Introduces New Capital Punishment Policy
Tracey Dafler, Freelance Reporter
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Also in this issue:
  • Page 4A: Greenland Invades Switzerland, 184 Killed
  • Page 6A: Governor Lucko Failed High School Gym Class
  • Page 12A: Today's Rant: We Need A US Constitution Version 2.0
  • Page 2B: Diamondbacks Extend Their Winning Streak To 14
  • Kleptomania Treatment Center Sign Stolen
    "I still can't believe it", says stunned bystander
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    Bears Clobber The Steelers 46-0
    By Leo Reiter
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    President Suffers Nosebleed During State Of The Union Address
    Associated Press
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    Letter To The Editor: Why Does Everybody Hog The Left Lane On The Interstate?
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    National News... 5A
    Opinion... 12B
    Sports... 1B
    Weddings... 7B
    Arts & Culture... 1B
    Technology... 2B
    Classifieds... 4B
    Help Wanted... 6B
    Comics... 6B
    Today's Weather
    Overcast
    High 85, Low 76
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